Fear Factory is doing guitar and bass lessons!

Check it out, from their MySpace page:

“I’m giving guitar lessons and bass lessons

100$ the first lesson hour 1/2 and every lesson after that 50$ per hour

if you live in the LA area or near.

email me if you are interested. www.myspace.com/christianoldewolbers

Christian Olde Wolbers”

Wait! I live in the LA area or near…oh, that’s right…I’m poor. Nevermind.